Saturday, September 29, 2012

MAE WEST

MAE WEST:  QUOTES BY MAE WEST, WHO WILL ALWAYS BE THE DIVINE GODDESS
 
 
 
 
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
 
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
 
"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out."
 
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
 
"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."
 
 
"Good sex is like good bridge.  If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
 
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
 
"I'm no model lady.  A model's just an imitation of the real thing."
 
"Don't cry for a man who's left you - the next one may fall for your smile."
 
"Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes."
 
 
"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."
 
"I'm single because I was born that way."
 
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
 
"Sex is an emotion in motion."
 
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!"
 
"I never worry about diets.  The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
 
"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often."
 
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
 
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."
 

 
"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."
 
"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."
 
"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up"
 

"Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross.  And all she ever made was a flag."
 
"You are never too old to become younger!"